-british lady approaches me-
me: hi, how can i help you?
her: hi, i’m looking for..
me:
her:
me:
her: condoms.
me: -tries to remain neutral and expressionless- yeah sure, they’re over there to your left where it says “pharmacy” would you like me to show you?
her: no thanks, i can manage
me: ok then, they’re just on the same shelf as the pads
her: yeah, i went there but i couldn’t see it. thanks anyway. -walks off-
me:
HAHA i know most of the brands now. ansell, durex, lifestyle. they’re all 15% off i think so there were heaps of sales :L:L:L:L:L ah
funnnnnayyy
- iPhone cord extension
- good food
- fluffy warm socks
- new calculator battery. Wow my calculator WOULD Self destruct just before a consumer arithmetic test
- soap
- sleep
- Dark chocolate
- most importantly…..money.
some people are so cute i just wow congratulations on your dna
Anonymous asked: how's school? im not sure if you'll check your tumblr on the train <>
hahahah sheena. school was alright- you slept in and cbb coming to school how shall you survive in the winter months!
One day I will make you proud. That all you’ve sacrificed in order for me to live a happy life will not be for nothing… I’ll make it up to you even though you keep saying you don’t want anything from me, just for me to be happy. I honestly don’t know what I did to deserve such an amazing mum like you. You are The only person who knows and understand me most, the one that I would 100% trust and rely on no matter what. I love you times infinity!!! When I hear people complaining about their mums and it just hurts because you have no idea of what your mum had given up on for yous to have a good life. sDon’t ever take it for granted guys ): You wouldn’t be where you are now if it wasn’t for your mum :)
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away.
so it’s my mum’s birthday and my brother is being bipolar again
he’s sick in the head
and he needs help
